Nobody's perfect, so what can I do? Nobody's perfect, so why me and you? Nobody's perfect, that's all I can say So let's shake hands, let's stay friends Hey, that's okay When I was a kid, tell you what I did I was surely bad as hell Said the man in the bar, he traveled far What a story he had to tell Well, I gotta confess, I broke lots of glass And I broke some girls' hearts too But when they came and they called my name I went out and said, it's true Cause nobody's perfect, so what can I do? Nobody's perfect, so why me and you? Nobody's perfect, that's all I can say So let's shake hands, let's stay friends Hey, that's okay When I grew up, I was heading up top To a well-known company I sure did my best, never took a rest Never said no thanks to me And I heard them say I was not the man For the job I had to do They claimed that I nearly ruined them all And I gotta admit, it's true Cause nobody's perfect, so what can I do? Nobody's perfect, so why me and you? Nobody's perfect, that's all I can say So let's shake hands, let's stay friends Hey, that's okay And when I die, I gotta say goodbye To the ups and downs of life At heaven's door, I'll knock for sure At the age of 95 Hear St. Peter say, there's many a way I could send you down to hell But I'll say to him, I'd love to sin I sure got my kicks, but well Nobody's perfect, so what can I do? So what can I do? Nobody's perfect, so why me and you? Nobody's perfect, that's all I can say So let's shake hands, let's stay friends Hey, that's okay Nobody's perfect, but life must go on Nobody's perfect, so let's sing a song Nobody's perfect, that's all I can say So let's shake hands, let's stay friends Hey, that's okay Nobody's perfect, so what can I do? Nobody's perfect, so why me and you? Nobody's perfect, that's all I can say So let's shake hands, let's stay friends Hey, that's okay