A one, two, three, four.
Well, hello, my old friend.
How very wonderful to see you again.
And I'm sure this probably isn't quite the time or the place,
but what did you do to your face?
I mean, what's with the eyes?
You look like everything's a total surprise
Like a hyper little hunting dog about to give chase
What did you do to your face?
Cause your nose is so small now
So teeny tiny, how do you breathe at all?
And your lips, balloons
Overinflated like a pair of pontoons
You look weird, you look good
You look weird, you look good

You don't look anything like anyone should
Except for people from Los Angeles or deep outer space
What did you do to your face?
And you've smoothed your brow
You got it flatter than Nevada somehow
And your chin's tucked in
So much your boobs go up
Whenever you grin
Well, you're right
I'm a jerk
If you don't mind my asking
Who did your work?
Do you think there's any chance
That he'd consider my case?
What did you do to your face?
And was it painful?
What did you do to your face?
Was it expensive?
What did you do to your face?
Would you go with me?
Why did you doodly doodly do to your face?
What'd you do to your face?
Would you do to your face?
Why did you do it to your face?
Why did you do it to your face?