[EMILY]
You're gonna make so many new friends here
Potential amigos around every corner
No bullies or bums, the chums are tens here
It'll be a breezy piece of cake to form your
Brand new squad, crew, or clique
If you want some buddies, you'll have your pick

'Cause no one here is like you
Not one remotely like you
You've got mystique, you're strange and unique
You'll make pals come hithеr with every hiss and slither
Evеryone will like you 'cause no one here is like you

[EMILY & ABEL]
Scented candles, ponies, marshmallow discotheques

[SIR PENTIOUS, spoken]
Do you have enriched uranium?

[EMILY & ABEL]
No! But we got a unicorn polo stadium

[SAINT PETER]
Christmas romcoms all year long at the Multi-plex

[ABEL, spoken]
I'm in love with you, Santa Claus

[EMILY, ABEL & SAINT PETER, spoken]
Five stars!

[EMILY, ABEL & SAINT PETER]
And no one here's addicted to crack

[SIR PENTIOUS]
I'll get back to my friends
Once I gradate the voltage and calibrate this lens
I will find a way
To quantize this frequency, updrive the peak speed
So I can see them today

[EMILY, ABEL & SAINT PETER, SIR PENTIOUS, spoken]
No one here schemes like you (I'm coming, Cherri!)
Sheds skin or blasphemes like you (I'll see you in Hell!)
In no time, we shall become your best pals

[SIR PENTIOUS, spoken]
Ah, *

[EMILY, spoken]
Yeah, I forgot to mention
You're not able to leave
But look on the bright side

[EMILY]
We'll have so much fun here
From now 'til kingdom come here

[EMILY & ABEL, SIR PENTIOUS, spoken, SAINT PETER]
We literally will (No, no, no, no, no)
Have forever to chill (No!) (Come on!)

[EMILY & ABEL, SAINT PETER]
You'll soon know us too well (Oh-woah)
Since you can't go back to Hell (Yeah, yeah)
So wave your lonely days bye

[EMILY, ABEL & SAINT PETER]
You big, weird, lonely snake guy
Beagles, sprinkles, friendship
Guinea pigs, churros, pangolins
Everyone will like you 'cause no one here is like you

[EMILY, spoken]
Ooh, maybe that didn't help actually