You say that I'm your favorite With your hand between my thighs Tell me if you were gonna That I would be the one you'd try So you'd wince a little closer Say your boyfriend, he wouldn't mind You think that I'd be flattered It's pathetic, cause you're right In the p.m., all the pretty girls They have a couple drinks All the pretty girls So now they wanna kiss All the pretty girls They got the taste of a pretty girl In the a.m., all the pretty girls Act like it never happened in another world Yeah, it's a blessing and it's a curse So keep on pretending, pretty girl All the pretty girls This conversation's classic I can predict this s*** line by line I like your straight jacket But it feels like it's a little tight Say your boyfriend's cute Yeah, he can come too Yeah, we're his in the morning anyway In the p.m., all the pretty girls They have a couple drinks All the pretty girls So now they wanna kiss All the pretty girls They got the taste of a pretty girl In the a.m., all the pretty girls Act like it never happened in another world Yeah, it's a blessing and it's a curse So keep on pretending, pretty girl All the pretty girls All the pretty girls It's a blessing and it's a curse So keep on pretending, pretty girl All the pretty girls Yeah, just kidding