If you don't use this nasty stuff, don't start, but if you're hopelessly addicted,
I guess you've got to find something good to say about a bad habit.
Well, hey, let's try.
Here we go.
Copenhagen makes me feel so good
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
Well, I put a little chew in my mouth, go spittin', slobbin' all around the house
Copenhagen makes me feel so good
Well, I took a chew just the other night and it made me feel just fine
So I grabbed my honey baby and I pinched her old behind
She said, you better spit out that chewing * if you want to kiss me on the big old smack
Well, Copenhagen makes me feel so good
Copenhagen makes me feel so good
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
Well, I put a little chew in my mouth, go haggin' and gaggin' all around the house
Copenhagen makes me feel so good
Oh, yeah
Well, I was sittin' in a bar room and I took a little dip
Drinkin' beer and talkin', but I had no place to spit
So I spit a stream out on the floor and the bouncer flung me out the door
That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
Copenhagen makes me feel so good
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
I put a little chew in my mouth, go haggin' and gaggin' all around the house





Chew in my mouth, go spittin' and slobberin' all around the house
That's Copenhagen, makes me feel so good
Well, that's a cure-all, too
Cures fits, warts, freckles
Coughs, colds, runny nose
Guarantees not to rip, run, or snag
Makes conception a wonder
A child's birth a pleasure
That's Copenhagen, makes me feel so good
How about you?
Man, Chris, that sure does mean singin' all them old love songs all the time
Well, Toby, that is a love song
Yeah, women are gonna love this