I know, you're probably expecting some tragic backstory to explain why I want to reverse the rotation of the earth. But I'm not going to go there. You know why? Well, I'll tell you. Back in Gimmelstadt, I always had to keep it real. Cause when you grow up in Gimmelstadt, your childhood is less than ideal. So I don't dwell on how I grow my weight out of the gutter. When people ask me what I need, I'll say, D-d-d-do I study! But I'm no longer a hater, Cause I got an innater and an overcomplicated scheme. I get a couple of checks every month from my ex, So I can finance my comic regime. And though my past was a wreck, I won't let it affect My aspirations to cause mass hysteria. Cause I'm as sure as can be, that it's my destiny To be the ruler of the Tri-State Caviar!