And then Lebbes said, the man of the ideas, he says, Janse, you're a little bit in it, you can say that. He gave me the tip, you gotta sing the blues, boy. This song is called The Shopping Blues. Twice a week I go shopping at Albert Heijn and that's no joke. When I was younger I went to De Gruyter, but in De Gruyter they went broke. I tried the Vivo and Jacques Hermans, but man that's all a load of *. And I was warned by all of my friends, don't even try Simon de Wit, don't even try Simon de Wit, don't even try. Once I went to 416, not alone, but with my mom. Well 416, that's a goddamn lie, cause 416 is where I come from. 416 and on the market, your gulden ain't no dollar. It's all these dirty middlestones tricks that make my life so very hard, that make my life so very hard, so very hard. Albert Heijn looks out for the kleintjes, so there's nothing big a man can't find. And while Albert is smiling in your face, Heijn will take you from behind. I don't like Oppie, don't like Heijn, I hate them both and that's no lie. But in these gods forsaken times, a man's gotta shop or he will die, a man's gotta shop or he will die, he will die, he will die, he will die. Yeah!