A vacation in a foreign land. Uncle Sam does the best he can. You're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. Now you remember what the draft man said. Nothing to do all day but stay in bed. You're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. You'll be the hero of the neighborhood. Nobody knows that you left for good. You're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. Smiling faces as you wait too late. But once you get there, no one cares. Oh, damn, you're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. Hand grenades flying over your head. Missiles flying over your head. If you want to survive, get out of bed. You're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. Shots ring out in the dead of night. The sergeant calls, stand up and fight. You're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. You're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. You've got your autos, got a shoot on sight. Your fingers on the trigger, but it don't seem right. You're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. You've got your autos, got a shoot on sight. Your fingers on the trigger, but it don't seem right. You're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. You're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. You're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now. Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now.