This is a big birthday for Patrick Courtney, so thank you for helping me co-host. Anything for you, Evelyn. You look to die for. Thank you, Courtney. I want black and charred, mahi-mahi. It works so well with Isaac Mizrahi. I'll have soda and crème de menthe. Tastes so good with Oscar de la Renta. The ginger mango, soy black bass Compliments the beige Bill Blass I will not touch a drop of red wine Don't wanna ruin the Calvin Klein Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani Moschino, Alaya, or Norma Kamali Should I rock the Betsy Johnson Or stick with classic Conde Garcon No parachute, Ofi or Ruchi I'm with Prada, I'm with Gucci When one goes shopping, it's best to take care As some of us know, you are what you wear I will try on these maude frissons I think I'll go to Ferragamo I don't know if I'm such a fan Of your purple suede Charles Jourdan But let's be clear, there's nothing ironic About our love of Manolo Blahnik No, there's nothing remotely ironic About our love of Manolo Blahnik Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani Moschino, Alaya, or Norma Kamali Should I rock the Betsy Johnson Or stick with classic Conde Garcon In a certain kind of neighborhood We might get away with Vivienne Westwood But by von Furstenberg we swear It's a wrap, you are what you wear You're not screwing up my dinner party With your latest neurotic obsession He's coming, Evelyn, I invited him, it's my birthday dinner I will not have an odd number at my table, Patrick This isn't Brooklyn Well, invite someone else, can't Courtney bring Louis? Louis is flying back from Phoenix tonight Louis is unavailable Fuck's sake, Evelyn, it doesn't matter, I'll bring Jean Jean, are you still on the line? I am So, do you have plans tonight? No, nothing I can change for Patrick, look, I... Perfect, then you'll come to Evelyn's Where? What you have on is... acceptable What am I supposed to do? Simple recount, Jean Find out how a douchebag like Paulo Had managed to score the Fisher account Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani Moschino, Alaia, or Norma Kamali Should I rock the Betsy Johnson Or stick with classic Conde Garcon Don't parachute Chanel, Gaultier, or Gucci I'm a product Giorgio Armani I'm a Gucci Armani Rizzoni, Versace Which one is best? Versace Do guys just bust? Do I look underdressed?