I got
a big fat crush on myself
Pointy ears on my cap, come * the elf
Put a boy on my shelf, bend him over the belt
He's the cheese up on my buns,
cause you know that he melts
We all know what he felt, a feeling unparalleled
Thought that he could go and *** it,
but I'll see him in hell
Green up on your salad,
cause I'm wet on the tongue
Something sweet up on your palate,
cause you're begging for crumbs
I bring the breath to his lungs,
I'm high where he's strong
I'm the sandy to his bob,
I'll be the death to his sponge
Shine like the sun, hold your dick while you run
He says he likes his girls nice,
but he's covered in cum
I'm really sorry that I'm not the girl Who
would give the world just to be your girl
It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
I'm really sorry if my dirty tights Make
you think that you're gonna score tonight
It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
Golly gee,
I'll bring you up to speed I won't drop to knees to meet your needs
I'ma take myself out,
I'm a hot ass bitch Rub one out in the shower,
I could scratch
that itch You don't need my age,
name,
sign,
or my number
Let me get to where I'm going,
your advances are a bummer
How I feel,
running from the anvil I'm Roadrunner,
coyote can't stand still
Call me batshit,
call me psycho Stalk me online,
call me out for a type-o
It's everything about me,
he's fascinated Thinks about how much
he hates me when he's masturbating
I'm really sorry that I'm not the girl Who
would give the world just to be your girl
It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
I'm really sorry if my dirty tights Make
you think that you're gonna score tonight
It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
I'm really sorry that I'm not the girl Who
would give the world just to be your girl
Hey guys,
it's Ashley and Co