A private show, when you see me you'll say, oh my god I'm head to toe, all in feathers, singing ooh la la I know you know, you'll get anything you wish, ta-da But I'm alone, singing softly to my fish, ha-ha Like la-la-la, walk into the kitchen first, like whoa I'll be loved by everyone I know Walk into my bedroom, she's like, yeah But I tell them, catch me if you can They like it when I get indecent I like it, I don't need a reason Sashay, I'm wearing nothing but my lingerie It's all I've got till I do laundry I've got an audience of nine, but night has only just begun What's up next, when you see it, you'll say, holy shit A velvet dress on the floor of my apartment In my brassiere, every inch of me is exquisite Nobody's here, but my darling, that's irrelevant, oh la la la Walk into the bathroom, soap's like, damn I be dancing everywhere I can Flossing on the couch, my pillow's swollen What a way to spend an afternoon My pillows are fluffy, expensive Don't need you, so don't get defensive Sashay, I'm wearing nothing but my lingerie It's all I've got till I do laundry I've got an audience of nine, but night has only just begun Oh, my God Oh, my, oh, my God Oh, my, oh, my God