This record is intended to help you check your playing equipment without the use of measuring instruments, and remembering that the ultimate aim is to produce a sound which is completely acceptable to the listener. I'm tired of fake fortunes being sold Tired of my child's burning rubber on the roads Tired of the distance lengths that I go to Trying to get a bit of credit from you Fuck that, real love feels real So I don't need to try to synthesise the feel I'm trying to unlock doors with these musical keys My friends puff trees, turn a Z to a G, oh no And all I do is twinkle our ivory keys Indulgently, cos I do this for me, I know And it just feels a little bit like Somebody cut a hole in my pocket Cos I've been trying to do this right With no profits and the loss, I can't stop it And consumption lies at the heart of my bad habits I live in a world where I want but can't have it Tell me why that is the way it is I need some real love to feel real But people all around me still trying to Synthesise the feel I'm trying to unlock doors with these musical keys Eventually I smoke a Z to a G, oh no And all I do is twinkle our ivory keys It's no wonder why I make no peace, I know And it just feels a little bit like Somebody cut a hole in my pocket Cos I've been trying to do this right With no profits and the loss, I can't stop it La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da And it just feels a little bit like Somebody cut a hole in my pocket Cos I've been trying to do this right With no profits and the loss, I can't stop it And it just feels a little bit like Somebody cut a hole in my pocket Cos I've been trying to do this right With no profits and the loss, I can't stop it Thanks for watching!