**Phone ringing** **Sigh** Come on now Hello? Hi, my name is Ravi and I'm calling because I had to have you You might remember me, not that, no, okay But I can't forget you Hi, my name is Ravi and I'm a bit shorter than Moradi I have red beard, red beard here and there So I hope you don't mind I get a little stressed when I call you at noon Because I met you in the street at a party You had your make-up done And put on make-up like the women in the magazines I look at you and you nod to me I can't handle it, the book takes an hour I'm crazy, this is a lady Twenty-four-seven, that's you Only you I shouldn't give you a lift, but you In my head, there's only you and only you My girlfriend always thinks about her, but you In my head, there's only you and only you Hi, my name is Ravi and I'm calling because I had to have you You might remember me, not that, no, okay But I can't forget you Is that what you call sweet music? Is that your definition of romantic? You stood by the wall, you looked exciting You looked like a typical Oslo boy I saw you standing there with a strange look But it didn't make much impression I'm so tired of how you boys have become Not a peep out of your beard to my mouth It was Pute TV, I got a kick out of it Watch and learn some more cheeky tricks Hello, meet me again I think we're snubbing in Louvre Only you I shouldn't give you a lift, but you In my head, there's only you and only you You My girlfriend always thinks about her, but you In my head Ah, ah, ah, ah, baby, baby What am I going to do to get into your life? Shit, it doesn't make me a nice guy But when you drink, I'm sure I'm not the one You're in blood, red, raincoat You're in chalk, white, doctor's coat I see you dressed to the nines I look at you from the outside I should have put on a suit, you I should have given my body a bath, you I should have woken up at the hairdresser's, you I should have called the psychologist, you I should have given myself a lift, but you In my head, there's only you and only you My girlfriend always thinks about her, but you In my head, there's only you and only you No, only me Only me © transcript Emily Beynon