A new day and of a morning after,
leaning back on my chair in a greasy spoon cafeteria.
Last night was some beer-lairiness done our way,
but again we're back in the light of day.
Chatting * sitting at the wall table,
telling jokes,
playing with the salt,
looking out the window.
Girl brings two plates of full English over with
plenty of scrambled eggs and plenty of fried tomato.
Get my phone out,
about to give this girl a shout,
see if she had a nice time last night uptown.
Ask if she fancies trying it again sometime,
then Cal grabs the phone like,
Oi, oi, oi, oi!
Hold it down, boy, your head's getting blurred.
I know you can't stop thinking of her,
by all means you can vibe with this girl,
but just don't mug yourself.
That's all, don't mug yourself.
Seriously, mate, you * her?
No,
no,
no,
because I mean,
I *,
I'm no way really,
do you know what I mean?
I *, I can take it or leave it, believe.
And then Calvin's like,
Oi,
you need to hold it down,
Jack,
put your phone back,
quit staring into space and eat your snack,
that's that.
She'll want you much more for not hanging on,
stop me if I'm wrong,
stop me if I'm wrong.
Why should she be the one who decides
whether it's off or on or on or off or on?
Now the girl's rude,
I know she's rude,
but she's screwed right through you,
you'll be on your knees soon.
Hold it down, boy, your head's getting blurred.
I know you can't stop thinking of her,
but just don't mug yourself.
That's all, don't mug yourself.
I know you can't stop thinking of her,
by all means you can vibe with this girl,
but just don't mug yourself.
That's all, don't mug yourself.
Hold it down, boy, your head's getting blurred.
I know you can't stop thinking of her,
by all means you can vibe with this girl,
but just don't mug yourself.
That's all, don't mug yourself.
Oh yeah!
Hold it down, boy, your head's getting blurred.
I know you can't stop thinking of her,
that girl,
is she a smelly ola piece?
She must have crab and * shrimp in her teeth.
No! Oh, that's it, that's it.
Hold on, let me go again, let me go again.
Are we still recording?
Well, yeah!