Excuse me, girl.
I know it's a bit embarrassing,
but I just noticed some tan lines on your shirt.
See, I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9.
Maybe even 9 and a half in 4 beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on is nice.
Bit too much fake tan though,
but yeah,
you score high.
But there's just one little thing that's really,
really,
really,
really annoying me about you,
you see.
Yeah,
yeah,
like I said,
you are really fit,
but my gosh,
don't you just know it?
I'm not trying to fool you,
even though I would like to.
I think you are really fit,
you're fit,
but my gosh,
don't you know it?
So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard,
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to fool you,
even though I would like to.
I think you are really fit,
you're fit,
but my gosh,
don't you know it?
Whoa.
Are you smoking crack or something?
We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment.
It's not worth it, Mike.
Just leave it.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Look, I'm alright.
Don't touch me.
For a while there I was thinking,
yeah,
but what if,
picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wigs,
staring you as you were standing there opposite,
whether or not you knew it,
I swear you didn't tip.
And when that bloke in the white behind us,
like,
queuing,
was clocking on to you too,
yeah,
I had to admit,
that yeah,
yeah,
you asked me and yeah,
I do want it,
but I stopped sharking a minute to get chips and drinks.
I'm not trying to fool you,
even though I would like to.
I think you are really fit,
you're fit,
but my gosh,
don't you know it?
Now,
I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew,
but I am digressing slightly, so I'll continue.
I didn't want to bowl over or geezer and rude,
not rude like good,
but just rude like uncouth.
You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you.
Well, let me tell you, see,
yes,
yes,
you are really rude,
and rude as in good.
I knew this as you stood and queued,
but I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you.
I'm not trying to fool you,
even though
I would like to.
I think you are really fit,
you're fit,
but my gosh,
don't you know it?
And just as you started to make your big advance
with the milkshake and that little donut in hand,
I was like,
nah,
I can't even know you look grand,
but you looked sharp there,
smiling hard,
suggesting and gleaming away with your hearty,
hearty looking tan.
But I admit the next bit was spanned,
that's my plan.
You walked towards my path,
but you just crossed right paths and into
the arms of that * white shirted man.
I'm not trying to fool you,
even though I would like to.
I think you are really fit,
you're fit,
but my gosh,
don't you know it?
What do I give a *?
I got a girlfriend anyway.
We've had a few fair play.
I got this Stella I bomb from that last cafe.
This night's not even begun.
Yes, yes.
Oh, yeah.
I did fancy you a bit, though.
Yeah,
I must say I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display.
But this is just another case of female stopping
play in an otherwise total result of a holiday.
I'm not trying to fool you,
even though I would like to.
I think you are really fit,
you're fit,
but my gosh,
don't you know it?
Ha ha
ha
ha ha ha.
You're fit, but you're fit, but you know it.
You're fit, but you know it.
I think I'm going to fall over.
I think I'm going to fall over.
* hell.