YOLO
You only live once
The battle cry of a generation
This life is a precious gift
So don't get too crazy
It's not worth the risk
You know that we are still young
So don't be dumb
Don't trust anyone
Cause you only live once
You only live once,
that's the motto So take your chill pill,
ease off the throttle
Never go to loud clubs cause it's bad for your ears
Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear
And stay the hell away from drugs cause they not legal
Then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle
Cause you should never trust a bank,
they've been known to fail
And never travel by car or bus, motor or rail
And don't travel by plane,
and don't travel at all
Build a bombshelter basement with titanium wall
And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya
And never go in saunas cause they're crawling with piranhas
And never take the stairs cause they're often unsafe
You only live once, don't let it go to waste
And you know that we are still young So hold on for the fight
Cook your meat till it's done
Cause you only live once
Yeah,
and here's another piece of advice Stay away from
kids cause their hair is filled with mad life
There's no such thing as too much Purell This
precautionary tale worked to George Orwell
So if you're old 1984,
send your drugs into sockets Always
wear a chastity belt and triple locket
Then hire a taster,
make him check your food for poison
And if you think your mailman is a spy,
then destroy him
No blankets or pajamas,
they can choke you in your sleep Two words about furniture,
killing machines
Board your windows up,
the sun is bad for your health And always wear
a straight jacket so you're safe from yourself
Uh-huh,
take no chances,
stop freelancing Invest in your future,
don't dilute your finances
401k,
k,
make sure it's low risk,
then get some real estate
4.2%,
30 year mortgage,
that's important,
that's a great deal
And if you can't afford it,
don't forget on your last bill
Renting is for suckers right now,
a dependable savings And you're retiring with money in your account,
beast!
YOLO,
say no,
no Isolate yourself and just roll solo Be careful,
though You oughta look out also,
bitch,
for YOLO
You know that we are still young Burn those prints off your thumb
And pull out all your teeth So you can't bite your tongue
Only on this earth for a short time,
time So don't go applying,
cause you don't wanna die,
die
Just legal,
advise and hide And scream YOLO to the sky
You oughta look out