I hate to break it to you, girl, but we're breaking up
I've put up with your drama just about long enough
And now you wanna know if there's somebody else
Well, if I'm being honest and the answer is yes
And her name is Abby, that's anybody but you
She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party, drink a cold beer too
She won't make me go crazy like you know who
And her name is Abby, that's anybody but you
Me and A-B-B-Y gonna have an H-E-double-L of a time
Yeah, A-B-B-Y, anybody but you sounds good tonight
Well, I'll bet you and her probably won't get along
She'll love my beat-up truck and all my whole country songs
She'll even fit right in with all my wild-ass friends
And later on when I go introduce her to them
I'll be like, this is Abby, that's anybody but you
She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party, drink a cold beer too
She won't make me go crazy like you know who
And her name is Abby, that's anybody but you
Look, she won't drive a Honda, won't hate my mama, won't love the drama, amen
Can't wait to see her, can't wait to meet her, get her name, but till then
I'ma call her Abby, that's anybody but you
She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party, drink a cold beer too
She won't make me go crazy like you know who
And her name is Abby, that's anybody but you
Me and A-B-B-Y, gonna have an H-E double L of a time
Yeah, A-B-B-Y, anybody but you sounds good tonight
Yeah, this is Abby, that's anybody but you