If you want to watch money disappear, go buy a boat
If you want to see it double in a couple years, buy some land
If you're gonna bet it all, all I can say is football ain't the way to go
If you really want to spend the best $7.50, you can
Buy a girl a drink, talk to her all night, call her three days later
Kiss her in the porch, I go meet her mom and dad every day
We kick heads, hail from your buddies cause you're in the deep end
Buy a ring, get married, honeymoon
On an island, raise babies and look back
Smiling from a rocking chair, man, I swear you'll be there fast as you can blame
Just buy a girl a drink
If you gotta get yourself on first, buddy, that's okay
Make it sound strong, get that courage up
Go say something to her that you thought was smooth
That she'll laugh about one day
And drink it all up cause it goes by quicker than the liquor down in that cup
Buy a girl a drink, talk to her all night, call her three days later
Kiss her in the porch, I go meet her mom and dad every day
We kick heads, hail from your buddies cause you're in the deep end
Buy a ring, get married, honeymoon
On an island, raise babies and look back on that cup
On an island, raise babies and look back
Smiling from a rocking chair, man, I swear you'll be there fast as you can blame
Just buy a girl a drink
Yeah, buy a girl a drink and hold on tight
Cause that's all that you can do
Cause if she's the one that you need to love
I'm telling you, man, you can't afford not to
Buy a girl a drink, talk to her all night, call her three days later
Kiss her in the porch, I go meet her mom and dad every day
We kick heads, hail from your buddies cause you're in the deep end
Buy a ring, get married, honeymoon on an island
Raise babies and look back, smiling from a rocking chair
Man, I swear you'll be there fast as you can blame
Just buy a girl a drink, talk to her all night, call her three days later
We kick heads, hail from your buddies cause you're in the deep end