Okay everyone, welcome to grammar class.
Today we're learning about semicolons.
Ooh ooh ooh!
Yes, Lonely Island?
We use semicolons every day.
Can you give me an example?
Oh, hell yeah.
You've been here for a whale of a time.
Sham-moo!
My whole team coming clean.
Sham-boom!
He's Susan's comic relief.
Whoopie!
And I'm the motherfucking monster.
But when you see me better across the street.
Frogger!
Then go home and write about it.
Blogger!
Did I do that?
Urkel!
Yo Angela, who's the boss?
Merkel!
I'll take you where you've never been.
Oxnard!
Then make you suck a bull's nut.
Oxnard!
If Miss More Mary Josh,
Demi Brolin,
a comma and a * dot,
semicolon!
We run these streets, spotlights.
All eyes on me, spotlights.
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top.
I'm loud and I'm zipping around.
Jetski! Your dick is little like Wayne.
Gretzky! But Gretzky's got a big dick.
Clarification! Everyone was rude to me.
Paris vacation! My stomach's getting fat.
Food! Leave trash inside my car.
Rude! You acting all macho.
Ralph!
But I'll eat all you cats.
Alf!
Hey, we run the game.
Umpire! Always chase the night.
Young squire!
These semicolons are my light inside the dark.
It's right under your nose, semicolon, mouth.
Opposite and north, semicolon, south.
Right over your home, semicolon, attic.
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon, attics.
We got the game on lock.
Toy chest.
You're too big for your clothes.
Boys fest.
You know we're out of control.
No breaks.
Your birthday party sucks.
No cake.
When it comes to punctuation,
you know we're number one.
Into the people of every nation.
Feel the power of semicolons.
Semicolons.
We rest our case.
No, actually, those are examples of colons.
You all get Fs. Wait, what?