Tuscaloosa bus, Tuscaloosa bus
Buses now leavin' for all over Alabama
Selma, Atmo, Weetumpa, Montgomery, Jasper, and Mobile
Hey Gus, is that the bus to Tuscaloosa?
Hey Gus, is that the Tuscaloosa bus?
Gonna flag that man down, get out of this town
Mister take me where I used to be
To that U-Haul chick who's waitin' for me
Yes sir, it's the bus to Tuscaloosa, Caloosa
Yes sir, it's the Tuscaloosa bus
Boy I'm movin' in style, I love every mile
And I just can't wait until I date
That sweet Lollapalooza who'll need to bus that Tuscaloosa
Hey Gus, what price buses you got on this line?
Boy I got a $3 bus, $4 bus, and a $5 bus
What's the difference between them buses?
Well the $5 bus, you get a detour
Is there one you highly recommend?
Yes sir, that's the bus to Tuscaloosa
Taint fur on the T-U-S-C-A-L-O-O-S-A bus
Nah, Atlanta T.A. is plenty okay
And I'm glad Fort Worth is on this earth
Cause below that Mason D is the place for me
Hey look, that bus is a must for Tuscaloosa
Look out, it's the Tuscaloosa bus
Boy I'm movin' in style, I love every mile
And I know just who you're gonna see
That sweet Lollapalooza who'll need that bus in Tuscaloosa