We're gonna have a supper, we'll eat some food that's rare
And at the head of the table, we'll place Brother Henry's chair
Invite all the local big dogs, we'll laugh and talk and eat
But we'll save the bones for Henry Jones, cause Henry don't eat no meat
Today I'll go to market, buy up a lot of fish
Well that will thrill Brother Henry, cause fish is his special dish
Get a large can of molasses, have something really sweet
But we'll save the bones for Henry Jones, cause Henry don't eat no meat
Henry is not a drinker, he rarely takes a nip
He don't need a napkin, cause the things he eats don't drip blip
One day we had a banquet, it really was a bake
They started off with short ribs, then finished up with steak
But when the feast was over, Brother Henry just kept his seat
And we served the bones to Henry Jones, cause Henry don't eat no meat
Our banquet was most proper, right down to Dimitri's
From soup to lox and bagels, and pheasant under glass
Class, we thought the chops were mellow, he said his chops were beet
We served the bones to Henry Jones, cause Henry don't eat no meat
He's an egg man, Henry don't eat no meat
He loves the pullets, Henry don't eat no meat
A vegetarian Henry coming, Mother!
Soup's on!