People will know when they see this show the kind of a guy I am
They'll understand just what I stand for and what I just can't stand
They'll perceive what I believe in and what I know is true
And they'll recognize I'm a one-man guy, I always was, through and through
Yeah, I'm a one-man guy in the morning, I'm the same in the afternoon
One-man guy in the morning, I'm the same in the afternoon

One-man guy when the sun goes down, I whistle me a one-man tune
One-man guy, one-man guy, only kind of gotta be
One-man guy, I'm a one-man guy, and a one-man, yeah, yeah, yeah, honest man
I'm a one-man guy
People meditate, hey, that's just great, trying to find an inner you
And people depend on family and friends, other folks to pull them through
I don't know why I'm a one-man guy, or why this is a one-man show
But these
Three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat are what I love and know
Cause I'm a one-man guy in the morning, I'm the same in the afternoon
One-man guy when the sun goes down, I whistle me a one-man tune
One-man guy, one-man guy, only kind of gotta be

One-man guy, one-man guy, only kind of gotta be
A one-man guy, I'm a one-man guy, and a one-man, yeah, yeah, yeah, honest man
I'm a one-man guy
I'm gonna bathe and shave and dress myself and eat solo
I'm gonna bathe and shave and dress myself and eat solo
Every night
Unplug the phone, sleep alone
Stay way out of sight
Sure, it's kind of lonely
Yeah, it's sort of sick
Being your own, one and only
Is a selfish, dirty trick
But I'm a one-man guy, I'm a one-man guy, only kind of gotta be
One-man guy in the morning, I'm the same in the afternoon
One-man guy when the sun goes down, I whistle me a one-man tune
One-man guy, one-man guy, only kind of gotta be
A one-man guy, I'm a one-man guy, and a one-man, yeah, yeah, yeah, honest man
I'm a one-man guy