We all know that the alphabet has 26 letters, count them, you can mix and match to make many nouns and verbs, but if you say the wrong one to your mama it may upset her, so in Bikini Bottom we have a word that's preferred. We just say barnacles, it's a word that's okay to scream when you want to let off some steam and say what you really mean. We just yell barnacles and go on our merry way. Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say. The rodeo came to town, I went down, thought I'd try some bull riding. That bull line bucked me off of his back with one mighty heave. The judges bound after I hit the ground and I finished gliding. From under my cowgirl hat came some words that they couldn't believe. Now I say barnacles, it's a word that I heard down here. It's easier on the ear, makes your troubles disappear. When you say barnacles, all the live long day. Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say. It's the best thing that you've ever heard. It's a marvelous magical word. When you stomp your toe, barnacles! When your bum won't blow, barnacles! When you lose your toe, barnacles! Barnacles! Barnacles! Rrrrrrrra. It's the best thing that you've ever heard. It's a marvelous magical word. I got hip to an investment tip, thought I'd play the stock market. My broker would not steer me wrong, he's a real sharp guy. What a trick! Get rich quick! So I dug way down deep in me pocket. Barnacles! I exclaimed as I kissed my assets goodbye. So just say barnacles when you're at the end of your rope. Don't you sit around and mope. Or get your mouth washed I was told. Simply say barnacles and go on your merry way. Barnacles is the way we say what they say. Barnacles is the way when you've had a bad day. Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say. Barnacles!