Stick your hands up in the air Shake your bottom like your pants are square Start a trembling down in your knees Slide on the floor like it's covered with grease Would you like a little extra cheese? Now you're doing the Krabby Patty Flipping patties at the Krusty Krab That's how I started this brand new fad I know I'm looking real good right now With my big blue eyes and my L7 trowel You wanna learn? Well, I'll teach you how You'll be doing the Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Come on, join my Krusty crew I made the Krabby Patty just for you Roll out those hot dogs, burgers, and fries Lose the bowls of chili in the pizza pies How do you cook it, man? That's no biddle You gotta sizzle just a little in the middle of the grill Just ask any gourmet fish It's Bikini Bottom's number one dish The Krusty Krab's really where it's at Look how we rolled out the welcome mat The patty's skinny but the buns are fat When we're doing the Krabby Patty Oh, you wanna learn to do the Krabby Patty? Well, here's what you gotta do Take your patty and throw it on the grill Can you feel it? It's such a thrill Now you reach up and put on some keisha You're a natural with that spatula Let the mustard trickle And a little slice of pickle Now put it on a bun You're almost done Here it comes Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum Krabby Patty Oh, you're looking good Krabby Patty Start your diet tomorrow Krabby Patty Slap some lettuce on Krabby Patty Buy a bag, a box, a carton, a case Stomp your feet and beat your face Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty