All right,
Spray Breakers,
you know what time it is.
I'm gonna need all the hot girls to come up to the stage
right now.
Fellas, let me hear you make some noise.
Spray Breakers!
Teams of the bar sing, pounding on Bruce Keys,
banging chicks right there in the sand.
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes
and slimming shots and Marry a Man.
Who wanna do a shot?
We do!
I'm gonna get * up! Me too! We came for a week,
we the kings of the beach.
Spray water on the girls.
T-shirts! See-through! Can't coo! Party down!
Lauderdale! Another round! Have a zoo! Crack a brew!
Marry a Man!
Pranks when you're passed out,
jokes about roofies.
Making girls kiss,
Marry a Man. Giant sombreros,
show us your titties.
Creatine shakes,
Marry a Man. Spring Break,
y'all! Oh *! I'm too * up! Who can rally?
That's what's up! Booze,
croon! Race your class! Sword.com?
Offer ass! Two chicks at the dance hall,
take it to the damn stalls.
Raid these beats for them.
Soco in my canteen,
cacos jumping on a trampoline.
Two men bound by the law.
Trash in motel rooms, clogging up toilets.
Beer goggles if she's a hag.
Planning the menu, picking out flowers.
Nailing sluts and writing our vows.
Down here in our time,
drink breakers!
Let's get * up!
Then find Mr. Right and get monogamous!
Picking our invite font as a twosome.
Something tasteful but not too planned.
Seeding arrangements, charming the in-laws.
Ripping beer bongs, sex with a man.
We'll be so happy, true love forever.
Two kings walking hand in hand.
Promise to cherish, trust and respect him.
Crushing pussy,
Marry a Man!
Spring Break!