If you are under 30 and you're totally cool,
then you absolutely know these guys.
From the Lonely Island, Michael Bolton.
Please welcome, The Lonely Island!
Incredibad, this is just a blockbuster.
Blockbuster.
It is in my pants, lazy Sunday.
And here they are with A-Pie.
Nobel Peace Prize goes to The Lonely Island.
Yeah, Lonely Island ain't the truth.
I like them because they speak for the people.
There's no way I would let my kids listen to it.
They're Satanists and they should be boycotted.
Around the country today,
citizens burning any and all Lonely Island paraphernalia.
Now here they are,
the first men to become pregnant.
I hereby declare The Lonely Island the
47th president of these United States.
Tragedy today is The Lonely Island was
beaten to death with their own dicks,
outside an all-male strip club.
I see thousands of people lining up to desecrate the bodies.
Here on the street,
I've seen at least 300 already defiling the corpses.
And there are thousands more waiting.
It looks like there's some movement.
My God, The Lonely Island are alive.
They're removing the fans from their various
holes and heading back into the studio.
The Lonely Island will continue to entertain us.
After an experience like this,
God only knows what they will create.